Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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