but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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