Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i would punch a child for taco bell
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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