a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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