Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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