3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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