They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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