Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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