He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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