He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
