pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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