ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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