I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Randomize
