just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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