i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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