He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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