i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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