It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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