yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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