She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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