i just made my gag reflex go away.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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