I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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