My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Randomize
