My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Randomize
