she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
