I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
