We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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