Swine flu is the new snow day.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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