The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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