Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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