Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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