We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
