but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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