I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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