my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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