We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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