As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
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