I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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