I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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