Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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