she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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