just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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