At least make sure they are 18
Why
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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