Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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