I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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