Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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