It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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