I heard we made out
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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