shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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