I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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